Some fears are irrational.
Some are completely justified.
Imagine minding your business… driving peacefully… then suddenly realizing the spider wasn’t just in the car.
It wanted the car.
Jokes on him, I was giving it away..
Hell yes he can have this car, I damn sure don't want it anymore.
This hoodie is for:
* people with unhinged humor
* meme addicts
* car guys
* overthinkers
* and anyone who knows panic can happen at 70 MPH.
Soft, warm, and guaranteed to start conversations you absolutely did not plan on having.
Wear it to:
* car meets
* late night drives
* grocery stores
* family gatherings you want shortened
* anywhere emotionally unstable comedy is appreciated.
Features
* Premium cozy fit
* Soft fleece interior
* High-quality print
* Unisex sizing
* Perfect for meme connoisseurs and chaotic individuals
Warning
May cause:
* strangers to laugh unexpectedly
* people to read your chest out loud
* spider-related trust issues
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
